Even though they won’t admit it, Leno, Letterman and all the rest of the late night talk show hosts know this November the Democrats and Barack Obama are in big trouble. They can’t help themselves – we mean stop themselves – from poking fun at the “Messiah” during their nightly monologues. The problem is, a significant number of the voting public, somehow, still doesn’t realize it. ICE News is reprinting this in the hope your Democrats who read us will understand and move from the Dark Side.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree… and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
- Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
- Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
- Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
- Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
- Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
- David Letterman
When will so many of you stop voting “D” simply because you were raised in a Democratic household and start voting with your heart and your beliefs?
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